Tiger Woods Arrested for DUI, and Continues Back-9 Slide Into the Sunken Place
Ever since Tiger Woods’ now ex-wife Elin Nordegren beat his ass with a nine-iron back in 2009, nothing has gone right for the once unstoppable golf star. Since the breakup, Woods was exposed as a serial cheater and the fallout lead to several dropped endorsements and millions in lost revenue. In 2013, Woods had a brief stint as the dominant golfer he once was snagging the No. 1 spot for most of that year, but subsequent back surgery forced Woods into a shell of his former self.
Now the famous Caublasian has hit a new low after being arrested for a DUI Monday morning.
According to WPTV, Woods was arrested around 3 a.m. for driving under the influence in Jupiter, Fla. Woods apparently lives in Jupiter, Fla., which is odd, or fitting, as most of Florida is a giant suck-hole full or weirdness (sorry, Florida but it’s true!)
“Palm Beach County Jail records indicate Woods was released from custody at 10:50 a.m,” WPTV reports. And while I don’t want to pass judgment on the former golf great, he totally looks wasted in his mugshot.